{"id":39,"date":"2019-09-11T14:49:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-11T14:49:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/?p=39"},"modified":"2020-04-21T16:14:31","modified_gmt":"2020-04-21T16:14:31","slug":"definitely-date-a-female-climber","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/","title":{"rendered":"Definitely date a female climber"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Unlike dating male climbers<\/a>, dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities. Especially non-climbers soon find the necessities they have been missing. FYI: This post was inspired by Adi Zarsadias\u2019 \u201cDon\u2019t date a girl who travels<\/a>\u201d and by Brendan Leonard\u2019s semi-rad blogs<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dating a female climber means that your days of risking your life on a ladder are over. Need something from the back of the top shelf of your kitchen cabinet? Your girlfriend will climb up on the kitchen counter to reach the desired object with ease. If you\u2019re a climber who already does this on a regular basis, your girlfriend would not oppose. On the contrary, she will be there to spot you if need be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dating a female climber means that your days of waiting on a girl to get ready to go out are over. If going to an outdoor picnic, she\u2019ll choose her clothes by smell. If going to the city, she\u2019ll quickly choose one of the only three possibilities she owns. For her hair, she will simply run her fingers through it and then gather it up in a ponytail. No combs or brushes needed. And as far as makeup goes, she doesn\u2019t own any blush. Her cheeks are naturally reddened by the daily dose of sun she gets. Maybe, just maybe, she\u2019ll put on some mascara because she has a minute to spare. That is, if the tube hasn\u2019t dried out. Chances are that she will be waiting on you to get ready. Beware: She will also most likely make fun of you for taking so long.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\"woman
Dating a climber who is female means showing off photos like this to your friends <\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n

Sometimes, she won\u2019t take a shower and she won\u2019t shave her legs. She wouldn\u2019t mind it if you did the same. And she\u2019d still smell good.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She\u2019ll eat and truly enjoy any food that you make for her. Anything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She\u2019ll go out climbing with her friends, sometimes for days, and she will leave you to do as you wish. She may be out of service for days at a time. Not to worry, as soon as she gets a bit of reception she\u2019ll send you a picture from her perch. If you don\u2019t reply right away, she\u2019ll understand because she knows that you also have a life. Most importantly, she trusts you to be honest and faithful to her, as she is most definitely to you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Between all of her climbing days, she\u2019ll still hold a reputable full-time job or run her own business. She\u2019s a natural problem-solver, inspired and determined. Just like conquering the crux <\/a>of a hard climbing route, when she puts her mind to something, she goes out and gets it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Once you have gotten to know each other, you will find that the best present you can give her for her birthday or for Valentine\u2019s Day or just because is a rock \u2013 like a nice piece of sandstone or granite or something. Warning: you might get the same present from her. Surprising as it might be to you, she will treasure that rock much more than showering her with diamond jewels.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So go out there and ask a female climber out on a date. Side note: if you\u2019re not a climber, stay that way<\/a>. See follow-up article, \u201cDon\u2019t date a guy who climbs<\/a>\u201d. If you are a male climber, make sure the girl does not know that you climb. Now go see what you’ve been missing!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Author\u2019s note: I\u2019d like to thank all of my climbing partners over the years for teaching me about climbing, life, and everything in-between. I\u2019d also like to thank and apologize for each and every male climber who is still willing to belay me. For the non-climbers out there \u2013 you\u2019re welcome.\n\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anyone dating a female climber should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities for either the climber or the non-climber significant other (but mostly for the non-climber) that quite quickly become necessities of ease. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_pay_locked":false,"_pay_product":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[218,196],"yoast_head":"\nDating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Dating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"DetourOn\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DetourOn\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FullSizeRender5.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"DetourOn\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary_large_image\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"@ondetour\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"@ondetour\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"DetourOn\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"3 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"DetourOn\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/94d4cdbb76492338ab770e5dedb51f36\"},\"headline\":\"Definitely date a female climber\",\"datePublished\":\"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\"},\"wordCount\":677,\"commentCount\":0,\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization\"},\"keywords\":[\"dirtbag\",\"rock climbing\"],\"articleSection\":[\"Random Musings\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\",\"name\":\"Dating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00\",\"description\":\"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Home\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Random Musings\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/category\/random\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":3,\"name\":\"Definitely date a female climber\"}]},{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"DetourOn\",\"description\":\"a simpler way to travel\",\"publisher\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization\"},\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\"},{\"@type\":\"Organization\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization\",\"name\":\"DetourOn\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/\",\"logo\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MapleLeaf.jpg\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MapleLeaf.jpg\",\"width\":480,\"height\":536,\"caption\":\"DetourOn\"},\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/\"},\"sameAs\":[\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DetourOn\/\",\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ondetour\",\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/detourontravel\/\",\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/detourontravel\/\"]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/94d4cdbb76492338ab770e5dedb51f36\",\"name\":\"DetourOn\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/623849fe0ca2f06a6b3cb64c6cfa10c6?s=96&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/623849fe0ca2f06a6b3cb64c6cfa10c6?s=96&r=g\",\"caption\":\"DetourOn\"},\"sameAs\":[\"http:\/\/detouron.com\"],\"url\":\"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/author\/admin\/\"}]}<\/script>\n<!-- \/ Yoast SEO plugin. -->","yoast_head_json":{"title":"Dating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn","description":"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.","robots":{"index":"index","follow":"follow","max-snippet":"max-snippet:-1","max-image-preview":"max-image-preview:large","max-video-preview":"max-video-preview:-1"},"canonical":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/","og_locale":"en_US","og_type":"article","og_title":"Dating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn","og_description":"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.","og_url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/","og_site_name":"DetourOn","article_publisher":"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DetourOn\/","article_published_time":"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00","article_modified_time":"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00","og_image":[{"url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/FullSizeRender5.jpg"}],"author":"DetourOn","twitter_card":"summary_large_image","twitter_creator":"@ondetour","twitter_site":"@ondetour","twitter_misc":{"Written by":"DetourOn","Est. reading time":"3 minutes"},"schema":{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org","@graph":[{"@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#article","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/"},"author":{"name":"DetourOn","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/94d4cdbb76492338ab770e5dedb51f36"},"headline":"Definitely date a female climber","datePublished":"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00","dateModified":"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00","mainEntityOfPage":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/"},"wordCount":677,"commentCount":0,"publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization"},"keywords":["dirtbag","rock climbing"],"articleSection":["Random Musings"],"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"CommentAction","name":"Comment","target":["https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#respond"]}]},{"@type":"WebPage","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/","url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/","name":"Dating a climber: Definitely date a female climber - DetourOn","isPartOf":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#website"},"datePublished":"2019-09-11T14:49:35+00:00","dateModified":"2020-04-21T16:14:31+00:00","description":"Anyone dating a climber who is female should only be so lucky. Dating a female climber opens up a brand new world of possibilities you never knew about.","breadcrumb":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#breadcrumb"},"inLanguage":"en-US","potentialAction":[{"@type":"ReadAction","target":["https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/"]}]},{"@type":"BreadcrumbList","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/definitely-date-a-female-climber\/#breadcrumb","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Home","item":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":2,"name":"Random Musings","item":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/category\/random\/"},{"@type":"ListItem","position":3,"name":"Definitely date a female climber"}]},{"@type":"WebSite","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#website","url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/","name":"DetourOn","description":"a simpler way to travel","publisher":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization"},"potentialAction":[{"@type":"SearchAction","target":{"@type":"EntryPoint","urlTemplate":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}"},"query-input":"required name=search_term_string"}],"inLanguage":"en-US"},{"@type":"Organization","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#organization","name":"DetourOn","url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MapleLeaf.jpg","contentUrl":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/09\/MapleLeaf.jpg","width":480,"height":536,"caption":"DetourOn"},"image":{"@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/logo\/image\/"},"sameAs":["https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/DetourOn\/","https:\/\/twitter.com\/ondetour","https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/detourontravel\/","https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/detourontravel\/"]},{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/94d4cdbb76492338ab770e5dedb51f36","name":"DetourOn","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","inLanguage":"en-US","@id":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/623849fe0ca2f06a6b3cb64c6cfa10c6?s=96&r=g","contentUrl":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/623849fe0ca2f06a6b3cb64c6cfa10c6?s=96&r=g","caption":"DetourOn"},"sameAs":["http:\/\/detouron.com"],"url":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/author\/admin\/"}]}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":876,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39\/revisions\/876"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/detouron.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}